Roastify
AI roast cards. Real reactions.

Upload a selfie or drop a prompt. Get roasted. Share the card.

The friend group was going to say it eventually. We just put it on a card with better typography.

Roastify / verified roast

“I own three planners and still wing every Tuesday.” has the energy of a tab with 47 notifications and zero plans to answer any of them.

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The vibe intake desk
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Optional selfie — it never appears on your share link.

Playful only: no hate, sexual content, protected-class targeting, or body/health takedowns. Unsafe prompts are not published.

Demo mode uses a safe rule-based roast while the AI provider is offline.

The share loop

From “this is so me” to “send me yours.”

01 / give us a harmless tell

Write a tiny confession, add an optional selfie, and keep the content on the funny side of specific.

02 / save the evidence

Get a screenshot-ready card and a unique share link for the group chat.

03 / keep it kind-ish

Every submission is screened before a card goes public. We roast habits and vibes—not identity, bodies, health, or real harm.

Safety before spice

No low blows. No public receipts for unsafe requests.

A safe roast should feel like a clever friend clocking your harmless habits—not a stranger trying to hurt you.

  • Playful punchlines, never cruelty
  • No protected-class or sexual targeting
  • No body, health, or appearance claims

Selfies are optional and never appear on public share links. Unsafe or failed submissions are stored for review status only and do not get a public card.